Five Undeniable Facts

A wise person once said.

1. We all love to spend money  buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are  enjoyed without clothes.

2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a  few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a  few drinks - PRICELESS.

3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe  sex anymore.  A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the  woman's husband.

4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing  between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser.  Men  may state  their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.

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5. I  haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit. A  recent study found  that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention  it.