The financial meltdown

Here is how it works, if you want to get rich, I mean filthy rich.

1. try to max your credit cards, your mortgages, all of them: first, second, third and fourth is needed;

2. go substantially over your line of credit, by inviting your friendly banker to lunch very often;

3. all the above should be owed to the same bank;

4. now advise your banker that this is it, you cannot cope with your financial dire situation, and that you might be pushed to declare bankruptcy;

5. the bank will immediately declare that you are too big to be allowed to fail;

6. and the bank will provide you with additional credit in order for you to put your financial affairs in order.

This is the latest solution provided to Citibank, so why not YOU.