The Kiss

A very Beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she fell down. On her way falling down, an American man catches her

She says: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life;

I'll do ANYTHING for you..

The man says: 'Okay then,kiss me.

She says: 'You PIG!! NEVER!!

So he says:'FINE!' and he drops her down...

So she's falling and screaming...

Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony

She says:'Oh thank you, you saved me; I'll do anything that you ask...

' The guy says: 'Fraulein, kiss me.'

She replies: 'Oh you nasty pig!!!NEVER!'

So the man says: 'Fine!!!' and he also drops her down again.

She's falling and thinking that it was better if she kissed one of those men and now she's going to die.

Suddenly, Egyptian man catches the woman from his balcony,

She says: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll kiss you!!'

The man replies: 'Astaghfar Allah' and he drops her!!!!!!!!*